Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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