absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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