***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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