just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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