I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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