Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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