loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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