Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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