so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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