I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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