I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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