so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Enjoy the penises
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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