oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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