Christians are straight up FREAKS
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
false alarm, still single
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
