UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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