This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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