i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize