9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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