Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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