uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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