her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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