Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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