yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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