we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
two words...techno handjob
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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