toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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