I cockslap morals
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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