he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Randomize