That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Small penises have feelings too.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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