White coat. Heels.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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