Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
