I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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