if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
