people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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