I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dick very happy bro
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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