Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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