before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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