The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
