i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
