it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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