I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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