Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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