So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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