a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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