I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a hot homeless man
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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