Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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