Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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