Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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