i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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