so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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