Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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