youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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