I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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