i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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