We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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