I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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