doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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